Friday, March 5, 2004

A word to the wise

I know. I agree with you - it's really exciting and cool when someone you know appears in your dream. You really want to go and tell them all about it, don't you? But I have to tell you... It is in your best interest just to keep it to yourself.

Maybe you should treat it this way: Imagine that the person you dreamed about has an extra personality in their head that they're unaware of. It takes over for them at night and comes and hangs out with you. You do all sorts of cool things together, but for some reason, if their 'real' personality ever finds out about it, the universe will be destroyed. See - now you can't tell them. It's that easy.

Just cherish the time you were able to have together and leave it at that. I'm serious. If you tell them about it, they will probably try to act like everything's cool but secretly they will hate you and think that you're a nut or obsessed with them or 'clingy' or some crap like that.

You don't need to thank me.

Thursday, March 4, 2004

A new kind of movie

you take a minor character from a film that already exists and you make them the main character in a movie of your own.

I'm not going to tell you the details of how you make it, but basically, when all is said and done you set up 2 dvd players next to eachother and two tvs next to eachother and you press play on the old movie and your movie at the same time. If you did a good job, then the main character in your film will walk offscreen and walk right into his minor role in the previously existing film.

man, you will be so cool then.

You don't need to thank me.