Monday, July 9, 2007

Humpty Dedumpty

Breaking News:

Humpty Dumpty has fallen from a wall and broken his body into at least two pieces.

It is still unknown whether or not Humpty Dumpty's injuries were fatal.

We might assume that Humpty Dumpty's well-being is of some importance to the King since all of his horses and men have arrived in what is so far an unsuccessful attempt to reassemble Humpty Dumpty.

Sarcasm was not implied in the account we've heard, so we are treating it as literal truth until more information surfaces.

2 comments:

Professor Gruntsplatter said...

My name is Humpty, pronounced with a Umpty.

www.omnicollective.org said...

oh, how I'd like to thump thee
[for that comment]