Remember that time when we were pirates together in a past life and you told me "guess what? I invented a new muscle."?
Well - some time later (after you had fallen overboard) I remembered that and it seemed so funny to me that I began to laugh uncontrollably until I accidentally lit my cannon and slipped on the poopdeck, falling below into the bilge where a rat climbed into my open, laughing mouth causing me to laugh even harder with his ticklish tail so that in my rush to get myself under control, I fired my musket through the rat, my head and probably the hull of the ship.
Thanks for that. I just wanted to let you know that I'm not bitter. It still makes me laugh.