Cringe

little girl: oh, yeah, what's something super f*cked up that just the sound of it makes you cringe?
little girl: poop
little girl: furrie poop
omnicollective: eeew
omnicollective: so intimidating
omnicollective: let me think
omnicollective: i know there are things like that
omnicollective: but i probably block them out
omnicollective: i wish there was a word for having glass dust in your eyes
little girl: ooh, ouch
omnicollective: Broken Teeth
little girl: Virgin Saw
omnicollective: this saw has never cut anything!
little girl: hahaha
omnicollective: you can befriend this saw without guilt or regret
omnicollective: because you know for sure
omnicollective: that it has not cut anyone in half
omnicollective: especially not a virgin
omnicollective: oh..... sounds like maybe you're looking for a virgin cutter
omnicollective: gotcha
omnicollective: aisle 7
little girl: virgin cutter
omnicollective: yeah, is that what you wanted?
omnicollective: oh... a devirginizer?
omnicollective: no problem
omnicollective: aisles 1-5
little girl: hahaha

Starbucks Analogy

omnicollective: [pasted link to news article about starbucks coffee closing 600 stores]
dweeb: holee shit
dweeb: they're doing worse than i thought
omnicollective: yeah, crazy
omnicollective: it's like if your penis got so damn hard
omnicollective: and shattered all your blood vessels
omnicollective: then slowly deflated
omnicollective: never to harden again
omnicollective: basically
dweeb: ...
dweeb: yeah, i guess it is actually like that

Back From Japan

I've actually been back for awhile, but I just finally got all of my pictures posted. I still need to go through and add some explanation to a lot of them, but feel free to check them out. Just click the pictures below to see the sets.

Tokyo


Kyoto


Uji


Fukuoka


Tokyo National Musuem

Cake Topper in Action

Cake, originally uploaded by Neven Mrgan.

Here's my cake topper serving its intended purpose. A fine example of life imitating art imitating life or something.

New Sculpture Completed

Hey! I can finally post about the sculpture I finished last weekend. It's a topper for the wedding cake of some friends of mine who are getting married today. Please take a look at the pictures if you have some time.



Also, I'm going to Japan for a little while. I'll try to post some updates here - but may just wait until I get home. Keep an eye on my flickr for pictures.

Later!

Wormfood Sold

Thank you to everyone who inquired about my custom toy at Missing Link. He has moved on to a wonderful home. Also, thanks again to Missing Link for showing off my stuff.

Wormfood for sale

Hoorah! The nice guys at Missing Link have put Wormfood up for display in the store. I hope you will drop in and see it in person if you're in the neighborhood. 04/01/08 UPDATE - This piece has sold.